Well, some time ago, a sexy but evil nymph cast a spell on this unsuspecting human, cursing him to an eternity as a bear. This is his life story, well sort of… meh probably just some stuff that he likes on teh internets and the occasional opinion piece on politics and finance - ever heard of a Bear Market? *rawrsandtakesallofyourmoney* No but seriously, Bear Markets, troubling stuff… You Should Ask Me A Question - Lest I Maul You!Tumblr (3.0; @thebearwritesdeath)http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31d6e22b8a8654b01f9fd462795488b5/tumblr_mepyelDrh21rgz03lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51143977385http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51143977385Thu, 23 May 2013 08:24:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dean-tacos-cas.tumblr.com/post/51017734058">dean-tacos-cas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spookapple.tumblr.com/post/32863406747/jackvessalius-look-what-we-have-here">spookapple</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jackvessalius.tumblr.com/post/32863308940">jackvessalius</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcz3hc5C91r3fnsr.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcz3lnO7Y1r3fnsr.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcz3oQQbD1r3fnsr.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>look what we have here</p> </blockquote> <p>i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life</p> </blockquote>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51141598918http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51141598918Thu, 23 May 2013 07:15:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/017440744b449614d56bf28cec8cd02a/tumblr_mn2qylfIO01qk08n1o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d7ed7ff86d3dec4254db02330110e38/tumblr_mn2qylfIO01qk08n1o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51141562977http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51141562977Thu, 23 May 2013 07:14:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6owhnwTMs1r4n428o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chaztheweasel.tumblr.com/post/51055541562">chaztheweasel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k118/bluechaos89/widebrows.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51141549928http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51141549928Thu, 23 May 2013 07:14:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66bf9ae4511e643da29aeedd4321492f/tumblr_mn47mkybV11sp4xlfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51141526132http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51141526132Thu, 23 May 2013 07:13:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b172d9ca2f9067a192e22c293fc270af/tumblr_mn7y4v4rSt1ru1vcpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/post/51096200745/rebloggable-by-request-thanks-to">facts-i-just-made-up</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rebloggable by request, thanks to bleatlikeagoatironically</p> </blockquote>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51141516643http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51141516643Thu, 23 May 2013 07:13:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grrrlfever.tumblr.com/post/40014138167/hey-this-is-just-a-very-normal-and-serious-text">grrrlfever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><strong>h</strong>ey this is just <strong>a</strong> <strong>ve</strong>ry normal and <strong>se</strong>rious te<strong>x</strong>t post <strong>with</strong> no hidden <strong>me</strong>aning whatsoever</p> </div> </blockquote>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51137245504http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51137245504Thu, 23 May 2013 04:36:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bcfe577d7fb730600445c52f88938bbd/tumblr_mgf9rfX2Xo1rqpcxlo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dude-its-liz.tumblr.com/post/40210681873/heavymetal4lyfe-br0sephstalin-stared-at" class="tumblr_blog">dude-its-liz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heavymetal4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/40204408323/br0sephstalin-stared-at-this-for-like-10-min">heavymetal4lyfe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://br0sephstalin-.tumblr.com/post/40192081555/stared-at-this-for-like-10-min">br0sephstalin-</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>stared at this for like 10 min</p> </blockquote> <p>SO LUCKY</p> </blockquote> <p>I feel so sorry for those people in the van…. “lucky”? No. This is a miracle.</p></blockquote>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51131220969http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51131220969Thu, 23 May 2013 01:38:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2897ead281fb2fee6274e953cb82b613/tumblr_mmvjefolHa1ril7ooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unluckylittleshitttt.tumblr.com/post/51037711333/theysayiam-alongside-death">unluckylittleshitttt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theysayiam.tumblr.com/post/51037661746">theysayiam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alongside-death.tumblr.com/post/51036203975/parisandparadox-giggle-munster">alongside-death</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://parisandparadox.tumblr.com/post/51033422304/giggle-munster-disgustinghuman-crying">parisandparadox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://giggle-munster.tumblr.com/post/51031642992/disgustinghuman-crying-holyn-fuck">giggle-munster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disgustinghuman.tumblr.com/post/51030985562">disgustinghuman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>crying</p> </blockquote> <p>HOLYN FUCK</p> </blockquote> <p>Shut up and take my money</p> </blockquote> <p>what.</p> </blockquote> <p>…….its perfect</p> </blockquote> <p>Wow….</p> </blockquote>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51059393149http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51059393149Wed, 22 May 2013 05:10:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/178a929f168f6f856c4e3304a72d9401/tumblr_mn3ng1hEMw1r552v4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teenytigress.tumblr.com/post/50906020499/there-he-is-what-a-gem-and-look-at-that-fucking">teenytigress</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T</p> </blockquote>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51057224745http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51057224745Wed, 22 May 2013 03:49:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7450213bbf17cf5bf83ce5eb87f3be93/tumblr_mizzd3l0Rl1s0qjy3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51057205223http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51057205223Wed, 22 May 2013 03:48:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff0acb112da118e8289f00783ca482b9/tumblr_mn4hdfsefV1qhwmnpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://getoutoftherecat.tumblr.com/post/51002845025/get-out-of-there-cat-you-are-not-the-breakfast-of" class="tumblr_blog">getoutoftherecat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>get out of there cat. you are not the breakfast of champions.</p></blockquote>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51038687589http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51038687589Tue, 21 May 2013 22:14:48 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ifyoucarryonthisway.tumblr.com/post/38495884691/you-know-if-i-was-a-young-boy-and-my-father-took">ifyoucarryonthisway</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ </p> </blockquote>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51038490857http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51038490857Tue, 21 May 2013 22:12:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7dc093bdf12483812205ff90ca4ef49d/tumblr_mmyq2cb0631qfhixao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in Morocco. </p> </blockquote>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51032821340http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/51032821340Tue, 21 May 2013 21:04:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7c8fa11520c8bb61b6769202fc5b863/tumblr_mf1a026VsM1qzp9yqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://devonbanks.tumblr.com/post/37918951809/this-is-still-my-favorite-tweet-of-all-time">devonbanks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is still my favorite tweet of all time</p> </blockquote>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/50987530603http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/50987530603Tue, 21 May 2013 09:27:02 -0400<p><a href="http://aspacelobster.tumblr.com/post/50984736679/puke-ahontas-aspacelobster-replied-to-your-post" class="tumblr_blog">aspacelobster</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://puke-ahontas.tumblr.com/post/50984562368/aspacelobster-replied-to-your-post">puke-ahontas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div><a class="username" href="http://aspacelobster.tumblr.com/">aspacelobster</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://puke-ahontas.tumblr.com/post/50982902272/aspacelobster-replied-to-your-photo">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://puke-ahontas.tumblr.com/post/50982902272/aspacelobster-replied-to-your-photo"> aspacelobster replied to your photo: … </a> </em> <blockquote> <p>I think instead of actually making a bar, we should just play pretend bar, and just get drunk passing monopoly money around.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah but I need IRL stuff like shoes and drugs and you can’t buy those with monopoly money D:</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>yeah I know, but starting a pub is a pain in the butt.<br/>also, if we run a pub we won’t be able to drink all the time!</p></blockquote> <p>Your logic is faulty, you hire a manager while drinking from open to close.</p>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/50984879877http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/50984879877Tue, 21 May 2013 08:19:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad67437dd8bd8735ddb5d6ed302d8c24/tumblr_mmvf3sArDi1qh3ombo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://interretialia.tumblr.com/post/50961072863/gigas-in-tellure-the-giant-in-the-earth">interretialia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Gigas in Tellure</p> </blockquote> <p>The Giant in the Earth</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hammpix.tumblr.com/post/50550565929/for-those-of-you-who-dont-understand-archaeology">hammpix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/50983288092http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/50983288092Tue, 21 May 2013 07:35:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f8cbf74de3b873f10d67a96b414d6a4/tumblr_mhvr4vidQE1qel0mqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://twisted-x-tragedy.tumblr.com/post/42550702217/yesssss-lol" class="tumblr_blog">twisted-x-tragedy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>yesssss lol</p></blockquote>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/50982515696http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/50982515696Tue, 21 May 2013 07:12:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f55900e8b726a3efc21350009d71ea5/tumblr_mn59nqZBht1raw1oio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com/post/50981449268/so-the-australian-christian-lobby-has-compared-gay" class="tumblr_blog">proud-atheist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>So the Australian Christian Lobby has compared gay marriage to the Stolen Generation …<br/><a href="http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com"><span style="color: #0000cd;"><a href="http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com"><a href="http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com">http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com</a></a></span></a></p></blockquote>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/50981827991http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/50981827991Tue, 21 May 2013 06:52:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/97b7ac220f1fe420d6ba412a274e2b9e/tumblr_mn2tauKujL1qf2zyko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7272c59bf56724728c37ae38b3650138/tumblr_mn2tauKujL1qf2zyko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1604d2aa34c05b71ac29765981af176c/tumblr_mn2tauKujL1qf2zyko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ea2ae7395f112904d15a01b42f66d01/tumblr_mn2tauKujL1qf2zyko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7140acf7a7f48e315cc5d9014e8c7db2/tumblr_mn2tauKujL1qf2zyko5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a486efdf2f4208299d809656f62adfe1/tumblr_mn2tauKujL1qf2zyko6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Kill him first….</p>http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/50981795976http://thebearwritesdeath.tumblr.com/post/50981795976Tue, 21 May 2013 06:51:23 -0400