Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
beyoncebeytwice: the hunger games
Just going to leave this here - re: the GOP... →
But if you never, ever talk to people and meet all of your needs on the...– Ann Patchett, on The Colbert Report
Sorry for Treking out on everyone!
Data: You are much more than that Jenna. I have written a sub-routine...– Star Trek: The Next Generation. Season 4 Episode 25: In Theory.
Due to all the Colbert gifs...
I have decided to download ALL of the Colbert Report!
My dad is the coolest human being on earth.
So, I’m bored, just waiting in the hairdressers for my mum to have her roots done when I get a text. Here goes the whole thing, start to finish.
Dad: Meet me for dinner. SH
Me: No, I’ve got plans, Sherlock. Shouldn’t you be working on a case? JW
Dad: Currently looking at the mysterious case of the missing chocolate cake. SH
Me: That wasn’t me if that’s what you’re implying. That’s what happens when you take up fridge space with severed heads. JW
Dad: I suspect Morifarty. SH
Me: That damn Morifarty. JW
Dad: Checking out for 5 minutes. Mrs Hudson just served tea. Back SHortly.
Me: Very good, Sherlock, very good. JW
*five minutes later*
Dad: You didn’t fall for that Mrs Hudson rubbish, did you? Oh, come on Johnny boy, everyone knows she’s not your housekeeper. Sherlock is no more; you may as well join me. I’m your best friend now. Mwahahahaha. JM (P.S. Stop calling me Morifarty, goddammit)
Me: Ahahahaha, did you fall for this too? Oh dear James. Maybe YOU should join ME. Think it over. MH (P.S. what have you done with my little brother this time?)
Dad: He is currently ‘hanging around’. He seems to be flapping a bit. JM (P.S. Mycroft, you are uber gay)
Me: Oh God, we’re coming now James, and we’re bringing Lestrade, Watson, my umbrella and some cake. I’d tell you not to run but you’re too smart for that. MH (P.S. Says you “Jim from IT”)
Dad: You are more gay than that Louie Spence guy off the telly. I will out you in tomorrow’s papers. JM
Me: Say what you must, James, but I know about you and Sebastian ;) MH
Dad: Honey, you have no idea. JM
*five minutes later*
Dad: I have managed to extract myself from Morifarty’s devilish noose/hanging/flapping device, returned home and beaten him to death with a sock full of sand. All is well. SH
Me: Oh good, balance is restored to the universe. I’ll pass you back to John. MH
Dad: So long, bro. SH
Me: Sherlock! Are you okay? I’ve just heard. JW
Dad: Don’t worry, John. It was a 3 patch problem but, as ever, good triumphed over evil. It’s rather rewarding being on the side of the angels. I’ve nagged Mrs Hudson, and now she’s preparing a hearty supper, but you may want to buy some replacement chocolate cake on your way back to 221B. SH
Me: I’ll tell Harry to go. She’s on her way up for the weekend. Hope you don’t mind. JW
Dad: As long as she doesn’t trespass into my mind palace. Bring Lestrade too. I rather fear Mrs H has boiled too much aubergine. SH
Me: Will do. JW
And so ends the greatest conversation known to man.
mfreemanismadeofkittens: “Mm, one of Mrs. Hudson’s pies!” - John Watson.
LOL @ Perdita-searching
Your going to make S asplode!!!!
thesanctuarysquealer: thebearwritesdeath: Thesanctuarysquealer.tumblr.com Ianto is in Warehouse13… Why have I not been watching/ must catch up!!!! he’s in one episode but it’s still epic I don’t know why I haven’t been watching still… I do love it so.
Thesanctuarysquealer.tumblr.com Ianto is in Warehouse13… Why have I not been watching/ must catch up!!!!
“Last year the government spent less on silly walks than it did on national defence” Monty Python that applies to Aust. Politics via @benpobjie