May 2013
98 posts
Hannibal Fandom
goddamnitmads:
lukitari:
henriked:
shingekiisnotcrash:
or, a bunch of preteens who never seen the original movies until the show came on then claim to be super fans
excuse you, I was a fan of Carthaginian military tactics before all of you, I bet you didn’t even fight in the second Punic War you posers
I’M CRYING
dean-tacos-cas:
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
grrrlfever:
hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
ifyoucarryonthisway:
you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ
aspacelobster:
puke-ahontas:
aspacelobster replied to your post: aspacelobster replied to your photo: …
I think instead of actually making a bar, we should just play pretend bar, and just get drunk passing monopoly money around.
Yeah but I need IRL stuff like shoes and drugs and you can’t buy those with monopoly money D:
yeah I know, but starting a pub is a pain in the butt. also, if...
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
Why are you here?: Who can wank the most? Public... →
accioteacup:
One myth I see bandied about a lot- where everyone claims to have attended the high school with the “country’s highest pregnancy rate”. This as if high schools are routinely monitored to track what each student is doing with their junk and there is a governmental department where each tiny…
mama-bird:
coffeeandklonopin:
coffeeandklonopin:
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you.
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
Watchbaboushkat:
2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.
vaginapowersactivate:
vrisrezi:
hellalara:
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with
i wish i had a super tight group of criminals that i knitted with
